Why invest in Polish art…?

Despite "rigorous and traditional education…"

"...only six made a living from their art…"

Buy low, sell high says Michal...

Michal's 4Occupy

Michal in competition for grand prize at PCFF...

Michal expresses desire to be world's greatest feminist artist...

Despite being a man!

Deflects criticism with footage of women calling feminists Nazis...


Prepares "motion picture" triptych...

"Paints" portrait of three generations of Polish women...

With their own words...

Hunting in ForestCenter panel focuses on middle-aged Margo...

Documents exploits of Vagina Cafe founder and co-founder of Federation of Polish Naturists...

Right panel depicts 84-year-old grandmother...

Captures oral history of entire twentieth century!

Story begins with "trochama" and fishcarts…


Set in Austria: the original home of multiculturalism...

Before the self-driven Google car, there was the horse...

Before MRSA, there was typhus...

Before CEOs, a Russian countess...

And a great Depression...

In a land of Polish kings and Ukrainian nit-wits...

There was a town with a castle...


The Wild East: "If you surrender I'll kill myself first."

The Poles: "Pow, pow!" The Germans: Boom, boom...

From church to theatre to Xmas tree bauble factory and back...

Owning a movie theatre in 1939 Poland deemed inglourious...

Chimney on wheels...

Closed border, summary deportation...no need for fence...

Eleven football fields: try that, Waterboy...


Grey hair proves Holocaust was real...

The gurgling blood of Jews...

German drinking problem...

Wave goodbye to your government...


Janina on motorcycle with colleague

Golden Age: Neighbor slaughters pig, gives away half...

Boys join army...

Deserve Viagra...

"We're more adapted to a different life..."

Shelves caved from all the porcelain...

Corpse likely thrown from train...

REVENGE: "Jesus, Mary. I think they came for us!"

Woman walks barefoot from Russia to Poland; gets wardrobe...

Sight unseen: drinking fountains for cows....

Message to German waving English flag: "Up yours!"

One ox, one horse forced to pull same plow: vodka sold nearby...

Sewing factory employs "thousand" women; liquidates nursery...

Run by men...


Fifteen grand in Canadian bank: uncle recruited to evade authorities...

Arbitrage scam: huckster orders 10 sweaters, six dollars paid...

Delivery boy cheats shopkeeper while shopkeeper busy cheating customer...

Boy escapes from forced labor camp; gets laundry done, then goes back...


American propaganda BLUNDER: policeman dumped thanks to idiot boy...

Government funded trip: half of budget spent on car battery!

Cigarette racket: "Ich habe Marlboro. Muss Verkaufen!"

Exasperated telephone operator: "Write letter!"

Modern times elicit modern communication difficulties...


Michal forges new "syncretic" calendar reform based on earlier attempts...

Accepts Gregory's effort to unite East and West as failure...

Celebrates Love Your Neighbor Day, but not as day of the week!

Infuses perpetual solar calendar with humanist ethic...

Publishes free online Gregorian calendar...

Realizes struggle to overcome cynicism in others will be difficult...

Gregorian calendar cycles through 28 monthly templates...

Michal's Acceptance calendar, like World Calendar, uses 3...

Part of ambitious effort to recast calendar as progressive spiritual tool...

Experiments with universal 15-day holiday for all working men and working mothers...

Considers employers to be working men and mothers...


Calendar Margo posing for calendar shoot

Michal publishes online poster calendar for 2014 with Margo as hostess...

Based on planned "perpetual" print edition...

JANUARY

FEBRUARY

MARCH

APRIL

MAY

JUNE

JULY

AUGUST

SEPTEMBER

OCTOBER

NOVEMBER

DECEMBER


Love is a Direct Action

Michal recalls buying "one of the last" CANON Eos 5D cameras in NY after Fukushima...

Days before leaving for Europe to make cross-country road trip documenting naturism...

Only training was at Waldon Pond with late Jesuit professor and beloved friend...

Posed nude for priest...but not for the first time!

Worked as life model at Jesuit college in Philadelphia...for pay!


Buys car within four days of landing in Europe....

1997 Ford Escort

1997 Ford Escort...

Practices more photography at maternal grandmother's house in Poland...

At night...Grandmother ardent Catholic...


Planned trip to Croatia with cousin to act as assistant...

Cousin robbed of purse night before departure...passport inside!

Researched online and found one and only official naturist venue in all of Poland...

Sauna run by Margo and her Dutch ex-husband...

Didn't realize couple divorced until third day of stay...

Decided to stay longer...

173 miles

Went downtown...in Krakow, to visit...together...

Zywiec brewery

Margo introduces brewery in town of Zywiec where she worked...

302 miles

And her home village...and father...

Brings up proposed cross-country trip...

Professes a desire to pursue undertaking jointly...

311 miles

Michal embarks with fiery Margo upon epic cross-country tour...

Margo's middle daughter warns pair "not to quarrel..."

Provisions and equipage minimal...stove disfunctional...

First in series of battlefield portraits taken at Austerlitz...

Second in series taken on Kahlenburg mountain...

551 miles

Car's rear lights fail on second night in first stop: Vienna

Detained by police; ordered to travel only in daylight...

Make it to Slovenia...in constant rain; tent floods...

Despite name of camp: Soncni Gaj, or Sunny Grove...

738 miles

Reach friend's boarding house in Croatia...

Take full advantage of electric washer and dryer...

980 miles

Weather clears; decision made to visit island of Krk...

Breathtaking beauty at nudist camp Bunculuka...

Gorgeous scenery too...

1094 miles

Return to Austria through breathtaking Alps...

Hosted by Kärntner Lichtbund at Campingplatz Turkwiese...

1259 miles

Travel southwest through more Alps...

Highest mountain pass

Escort miraculously survives highest mountain pass: Vrsic

Camping Trenta in Slovenia a delightful surprise...

1311 miles

Encounter Italy; gas stations unattended...credit cards useless...

Fatal realization: no map for Italy in GPS...

Speed across expensive and dull freeway to Torino

Dusk falls...naturist camp phoned; no help...

Forced to put up at hotel in Scarmagno; find camp in morning...

Owner sees Polish licence plate...

Refuses to shake hands until...

Tent at La Cassa

Realizes he is dealing with an American...

1764 miles

Michal and Margo escape Italy; wonder at Mt. Blanc...

Pay 35 Euro toll for longest tunnel in world...

Then pay 40 Euro toll for privilege of entering Switzerland...

1969 miles

Michal and Margo escape Switzerland; return to civilized country: France

Meet friendly host at Centre Gymnique D'Alsace; visit Strasbourg....

2199 miles

Drive into Germany...for free...

Stay at "Ponderosa" with friendly hosts of Naturistenbun Rhein-Main...

Visit the Rhein; large chessboard; long jump...

2350 miles

Visit Aachen...

GPS goes dark halfway to Belgium...in rainstorm...

Engine overheating...out of oil...

Belgians at Athena Le Perron decline to share meal...

Visiting Dutch apologize on their behalf...

2536 miles
On the way to Ameland

Reach Holland; struggle to find "De Birk" within wilderness...

Margo leaves Michal to visit family, ex-husband....

2706 miles

Michal stays with beautiful young couple in Amersfoort...

Gets invited to join trip across mud flats to island of Ameland with Margo and family....

2832 miles

Margo rejoins Michal; stay at rat-infested hostel in Amsterdam...

"Jerry" is here...

Michal wakes to find Margo head-to-toe in extra layers, boots...

Like dead samurai laid out in full armor at funeral...

2993 miles

Reach Kemmel in Belgium...

Shoot third in series of battefield portraits at Bayernwald...

3179 miles

Stay at C.N.R. La Chenaie in Anneville-Ambourville, France...

Argument over visit with American in Lisieux...

Tire blows; inspection reveals one-half of other tire completely worn...

New tires bought; no time to fix alignment...

Visit to Lisieux Sanctuary ends in terrible argument...

Michal declines to take Margo straight to airport...

3369 miles

Camping Omaha Beach, Normandy: Michal leaves tent to sleep in car...

Margo walks to cliffs; fears accidental death of companion...

Michal scales cliffs of Normandy in morning; in flip-flops...

Earth crumbles near top; grass holds as Michal dangles...

Prays to God; is saved from destruction...

Relates story to Margo...

Austerlitz battlegroundVienna battlegroundBayernwald battlegroundOmaha beach battleground

Fourth in series of battlefield portraits taken...

3483 miles

American cemetary visited...

Michal takes Margo to see Bayeux Tapestry...

Hosted at Echelette in St. Laurent-de-Condel by Nat-Sol de Normandie...

Very friendly...

3549 miles

Merville-Franceville beach unimpressive...

Mont St. Michel crowded...

International Naturist Center at Koad Ar Roc'h in Brittany breath of fresh air...

3707 miles

Reach NAT.CO in Collonges...

Another monster argument in morning...

Human sadness

Margo drives car half-crazed...

Collogne-La-Rouge visited, beautiful...

Town of Turenne, marvelous...

4052 miles

Intended campsite long ago abandoned; sold off...

Nearby Camping de la Lèze near Gaillac-Toulza hard to find...

Isn't reached until past nightfall...

Dutch guest remarks on lack of rear lights...

Michal informs him, "It's been like that since Vienna!"

4214 miles
Pyrenees Mountains

Beautiful Pyrenees crossed...

Stay at Poble Naturista El Fonoll short...

Situated inside canyon between Forés and Passanant...

Few guests, feels like ghost village; stray dogs bother Margo...

Pleasant hosts; offer delicious fresh fruit...

4400 miles

The coast at La Platja del Torn reached...

Camp site offers spot for 100 Euro a night!

Restaurant, day-care: well-to-do Dutch families must enjoy...

Campsite at Cala d'Oques next door much more affordable...

Dance organized; Michal and Margo get party started...

4467 miles

Pass through Barcelona...

Lion statue in Barcelona, Spain

Return to France; stay at La Clapere in Maureillas...

Beautiful waterfall...

4660 miles

Michal and Margo stop by Cap d'Agde...

Can't get past gate to inspect campground; ascertain vacancy...

High tariff demanded up front...

Woman in guardhouse rude as hell...

Asks, "What do you want?"

Decision made to travel on to Centre du Gournier de Sardan...

At gate, sign says "closed permanently" due to flooding...

Alternative campsite at Souvignargues found just in time...

4830 miles

Avignon visited; self-cleaning public toilet marvelled at...

Village naturiste du domaine d'Enriou reached after breathtaking roadside vistas...

Michal and Margo literally baffled by scenic beauty of gorge...

4957 miles

5 Euro paid for "campsite" in Aix-Les-Bains...

Michal satisfied he has saved at least a little money...

Margo impatient to return home...

Detained going into Switzerland and detained coming out...

Profiling Swiss border guards unnecessarily aggressive...

Long ride to I.C. Naabtal in Pielenhofen, Germany...

Campsite in Regensburg had been full...

5632 miles

Friendly Polish neighbor at Naabtal cooks breakfast...

Poland reached through Czech Republic...

Michal and Margo in Ford Escort

Michal and Margo return to Sauna Cezar happy; no longer strangers...

Survived 46 days and 6,000 miles on the road!

6067 miles

Michal publishes Dictionary of Culture online...

Divided according to seven pillars of culture...

Art is first...and last pillar in periodic table of culture...

Second described by capitalism, labor, etc...

Third pillar is love: family, prayer...

Fourth, central pillar represented by law, assembly, constitutions...

...protest and protestors...ACCEPTANCE!

Fifth pillar represented by movement and its study...science...

Sixth pillar: education, children...

Seventh pillar: hope, strength, democracy...armed forces...


Pillar of education: Michal publishes first edition of Learner's Dictionary with 811 terms...

Hopes it will help improve English language acquisition among his fellow Poles...


Dictionary includes grammatical tables for syntax...

Sorted by patterns of irregularity...

Key hurdle for native Polish speakers learning English...


Frequency of word use key aspect of Michal's Dictionary...

Based upon Michal's analysis of his own Fiction Corpus...

Six "modular" titles composed of one million words...

Comic bookFiction book coverGospel of JesusPlaySex For ChildrenStorybook

Each representing one of seven pillars of culture...

Dictionary itself represents first pillar...


First section of dictionary lists 346 most frequently used "what" words in Michal's Fiction Corpus...


Second section introduces 8 different types of words...

"Where" words, "which" words, "who" words, "whose," "why" and "how" words...

Lists 220 of them...


Third section lists 245 more "what" words...

Artifacts, fuels, fetishes, persons...

Subdivisions based on Michal's periodic table of culture...


Usage section of each dictionary term includes frequency table...

Appearance of different morphological forms broken down by title...

APARTMENT

BARGE

BEACON

CLOAK

DAYS

MAN

SHOT

Morphological analysis key element in language acquisition...


Collocation table provided as well...

ANSWER


Terms for Michal's Dictionary not limited to common words...

Definitions characterized by holistic cultural perspective...

Many words prone to being culturally fetishized, warns Michal...

Cultural polarization, positive or negative, neglected in traditional ESL teaching...


Seven definitions for first edition submitted by Melanie S...

CAMELS

COMMUNITY

INSPIRATIONAL STORIES

LOVE POETRY

PANCHATANTRA STORIES

WHAT

WHAT IS LOVE

Dictionary open to more submissions...


Over 400 definitions published...

ABSTRACT ART PRINTS

ABSTRACT CANVAS ART

ACTION

ADMIRATION

ADULT FAN FICTION

ADULT FICTION

ADULT FICTION BOOKS

ADULT FICTION NOVELS

ADULT SHORT STORIES

AGE

ANCIENT

ANSWER

APARTMENT

ARMS

ART PRINTS CHEAP

ASS

BABY

BAD

BARE BOTTOM

BARE BOTTOM CANING

BARE BOTTOM GIRLS

BARE BOTTOM IMAGES

BARE BOTTOM PADDLING

BARE BOTTOM PHOTOS

BARE BOTTOM PICTURES

BARE BOTTOM PUNISHMENT

BARE BOTTOM RESORT

BARE BOTTOM SPANK

BARE BOTTOM SPANKINGS

BARE BOTTOM STORY

BARE BOTTOM WOMEN

BARE BREAST

BARE BREASTS

BARE BUTTS

BARGE

BEACON

BEAUTY

BEEFCAKE

BEES

BELLY

BEST FICTION

BEST FICTION AUTHORS

BEST FICTION BOOK

BEST FICTION BOOKS

BEST FICTION NOVELS

BIG

BIZARRO FICTION

BLANK CALENDARS

BLESSED

BOATS

BOOK REVIEWS

BOOK REVIEWS FICTION

BOOKS

BOOKS OF FICTION

BOOKS THAT ARE NON FICTION

BOOKS TO READ

BOTTLES

BOUNTY HUNTER

BOYS

BREAD

BREAKFAST

BREASTS

BRIDGE

BRIGADE

BRITISH LITERATURE BOOKS

BROTHER

BUCKLE

BUILDING

BUILDINGS

BULLSHIT

BUSES

BUSINESS

BUST

CALENDARS

CALENDARS FOR FREE

CALENDARS TO PRINT

CAMELS

CANVAS ART

CANVAS ART PRINTS

CARS

CASH

CHAMPION

CHEAP CANVAS ART

CHECK

CHERRY

CHILDREN

CHIN

CHRISTIAN

CHRISTIAN ART PRINTS

CHRISTMAS

CIRCUMSTANCES

CIVILIANS

CLOAK

CLOTHES

COAST GUARD

COMIC BOOK

COMMERCIAL FICTION

COMMUNITY

COMPANIES

COMRADE

CONSORT

CONTEMPORARY CANVAS ART

CONTEMPORARY REALISTIC FICTION

CONVERSATION

COOK

COPS

COVER

CRAZY

CRESCENDO

CUT

DANCE

DARK FICTION

DARKNESS

DAWN

DAYS

DEATH

DEFINE FICTION

DEFINITIONS

DESIRE

DIE

DIESEL

DOCTORS

DOGS

DOLLARS

DOOR

DOWNLOADABLE CALENDARS

DRAMA PLAYS

DREAMS

DRONE

DRUGS

DUFFEL BAG

DUNE

ENGINES

ENGLISH LITERATURE BOOK

EVENTS

EVERYBODY ELSE

EVERYDAY FICTION

EXAMPLES OF FICTION

EXPERIMENTAL FICTION

EYES

FABRIC

FANTASY FICTION

FERRY

FICTION

FICTION AUTHORS

FICTION BOOK

FICTION BOOK TITLES

FICTION BOOKS

FICTION CHARACTERS

FICTION DEFINITION

FICTION FANTASY

FICTION FILM

FICTION FILMS

FICTION GENRE

FICTION LITERATURE

FICTION MAGAZINE

FICTION MANIA

FICTION MEANS

FICTION MOVIE

FICTION MOVIES

FICTION NOVEL

FICTION NOVELS

FICTION PRESS

FICTION ROMANCE

FICTION ROMANCE NOVELS

FICTION STORIES BOOKS

FICTION STORY

FICTION SUBMISSIONS

FICTION WRITER

FICTION WRITERS

FICTION WRITING

FICTIONAL BOOK

FIELDS

FINE ART PRINTS

FIREPLACE

FLASH FICTION

FLASH FICTION MARKETS

FLASH FICTION SUBMISSIONS

FOG

FOLK ART PRINTS

FRAMED ART PRINTS

FREE CALENDARS

FREE CALENDARS 2013

FREE CALENDARS 2014

FREE FICTION

FREE PRINTABLE CALENDARS

FREE SHORT STORIES

FUCK

FUNERAL

FUTURE

GARDEN

GAY FICTION

GET MORE

GIANT

GICLEE ART PRINTS

GOD

GOLF

GOOD FICTION

GOVERNMENT

GREAT FICTION BOOKS

GREGORIAN CALENDARS

GROUP

GUNS

HAPPENING

HARD BOILED FICTION

HEELS

HELL

HELMET

HISTORICAL FICTION

HISTORICAL FICTION BOOKS

HISTORICAL FICTION DEFINITION

HOUR

HOUSES

HOW

HUMVEE

INFORMATION

JOB

KILLED

LAKE

LARGE CANVAS ART

LECTURE

LETTER

LITERATURE BOOK

LITERATURE BOOKS

LITERATURE FICTION

LITERATURE NOVELS

LOCAL

LOOKS

LULLABY

MAIN ENTRANCE

MAIN ROAD

MALES BEING SPANKED

MANY PEOPLE

MARRIAGE

MARRIED

MAY

MEAD

MEANING OF FICTION

MEETING

MESS

MIDNIGHT

MILES

MILES AWAY

MIND CONTROL FICTION

MINUTES

MIRROR

MODERN ART PRINTS

MODERN CANVAS ART

MONKEY

MONSTER TRUCK

MORE ACTS

MORE ARTIFACTS

MORE FETISHES

MORE FUELS

MORE KINDS

MORE PEOPLE

MORE PERSONS

MORE PLACES

MORE TIMES

MORNING

MOST PEOPLE

MOTEL

MOTEL ROOM

MUSIC

NAKED

NARRATIVE FICTION

NATION

NEW FICTION

NEXT DOOR

NIGHT VISION

NINETEEN

NO IDEA

NOBEL

NOBEL AWARD WINNERS

NOBEL AWARDS

NOBEL LITERATURE

NOBEL LITERATURE WINNERS

NOBEL PRIZE LITERATURE

NOIR FICTION

NON FICTION BOOK

NON FICTION BOOKS

NOSE

NOVEL FICTION

NOVELS

OLD MAN

ONLINE CALENDARS

ORGANISM

OVERSIZED CANVAS ART

PARKING LOT

PHONE

PHOTO

PHOTOGRAPHS

PHOTOS

PIANO

PLANE

POETRY

POSTER ART PRINTS

PRINT CALENDARS

PRINTABLE 2013 CALENDARS

PRINTABLE 2014 CALENDARS

PRINTABLE CALENDARS

PRINTS

PROSE FICTION

PROSPECT

QUEEN

REALISTIC FICTION

REALISTIC FICTION DEFINITION

RIGHT

RITENUTO

ROCK

ROCKS

ROMANCE FICTION

ROMANCE FICTION BOOKS

ROSE

SCIENCE FICTION BOOK

SCIENCE FICTION BOOKS

SCIENCE FICTION NOVELS

SHOES

SHOOTING

SHORT BEDTIME STORIES

SHORT CHRISTMAS STORIES

SHORT FICTION SUBMISSIONS

SHORT STORIES

SHOT

SILENCE

SKIN

SLASH FICTION

SOMETHING

SOUNDS

SPANK MY BOTTOM

SPANKED BOTTOM

SPANKINGS IN SCHOOL

SPECULATIVE FICTION

SQUID

STADIUM

STAIRS

STATION

STATUE

STATUS

STORY BOOK

STORY BOOKS

SUN

TEAM

THANKS

THINGS

THIS PLANET

THOUGHT

THREE

TIME

TIMES

TOP FICTION

TOP FICTION AUTHORS

TOP FICTION BOOKS

TOP FICTION NOVELS

TOWN SQUARE

TRAILER

TREES

TRUCK

TRUCKS

TUNIC

TWO

UNCLE

VAN

VERY SHORT STORIES

WALL CALENDARS

WEIRD FICTION

WELL

WHAT

WHAT ACT

WHAT ARTIFACT

WHAT FETISH

WHAT FUEL

WHAT KIND

WHAT PERSON

WHAT PLACE

WHAT TIME

WHEN

WHERE

WHICH

WHO

WHOSE

WHY

WINDOWS

WOMAN

WORDS

WORLD LITERATURE BOOK

WORLD LITERATURE BOOKS

WRITERS FICTION

YACHT

YARDS

YEARS


Michal publishes links to interesting news stories about Poland...

Polish Ambassador in London "Happy that Poles in the UK fill job vacancies..."

Polish PM: Britain actually benefits from the system...

Top British construction worker wage said to be $5/hour...for migrants...

One developer "committed" to hiring 1 out of 5 locally...

2014-2020 EU budget pool to lift 1.5 million Poles from poverty...

Amed's BoF: Number of Polish millionaires set to "outdo the number in Dubai and Abu Dhabi combined..."

"So popular are malls in Poland...they have put great pressure on city centre, high-street shopping..."

Well said, Robb. Rest in Peace, old Vagina Cafe...long live Vagina Night!

Michal recalls seeing prices at H&M in Poland...

Wondered how an average worker could ever afford to shop there...

Dominique Moisi: an era marked by strict calculation of interest beckons...

Michal wonders if secret panel of "rich observers" surfs online art galleries...

RIP Wojciech Kilar; political views as conservative as his concert music...

AP: Speculation that the U.S. government helped cover up Soviet responsibility...

Polish radio: Van Vliet "ordered to remain silent" by the US...

Exile from the German perspective...

Zurek staropolski

Michal posts "commercial spot" online...

Intends to cheer up fellow Polish students struggling with English...

In full HD...

And, like all his videos, in 720p as well...

Not to mention 540p...

And 360p for those with weak internet connections...

Michal believes in broad accessibility...


Tools

Michal posts pronunciation videos...

ANCIENT

ANSWER

BEAUTY

BLOOD

CHOICE

CORRIDOR

Putting pronunciation in context...


Aural comprehension tested with oral questions...

Concerning topics ranging from history...

To botany...

And human behavior...

Don’t treat foreign language students like babies, says Michal...


Michal publishes audio recordings of example sentences being read...

ANSWER

ARM

ASH

BAG

BALL

BAR

BIT

BOX

BRANCH

BUTTON

CHAIR

CHANCE

CHEST

CHIMNEY

COAL

COFFEE

COLLAR

COLOR

COURSE

CREATURE

CURTAIN

DAY

DESK

EAR

EDGE

ENTRANCE

EYE

FACE

FACT

FINGER

FIRE

FLOOR

FOOD

GAME

GAS

GLASS

HALF

HAND

HEAD

HEART

IDEA

JAW

LEG

LETTER

LIFE

LINE

LIP

LOT

MAIL

MAP

MIND

MOMENT

MOUTH

MUSIC

NAME

NATURE

NECK

NOSE

PICTURE

POCKET

POINT

POOL

PROBLEM

RADIO

RAIN

ROCK

SAND

SEAT

SHELL

SHOULDER

SIGN

SKY

SOUND

SQUARE

STATE

STEAM

STORM

STORY

SUN

TABLE

TENT

THING

THROAT

TICKET

WALL

WATER

WIND

WINDOW


Merchandise Handbag merchandise

Michal imports first batch of fine art; handcrafted merchandise from Silesia...

Handbags...

Earrings...

Suspenders; fantastic decorative collar...

All handcrafted by strong, beautiful, creative Polish women...

Priced to sell and ready to ship to residents of the United States...

Revenue from collection roughly represents cost per annum of keeping Michal's website online...

Represents bare minimum of sales needed to keep good work going...

Icons Iconic painting

Michal intends to leverage experience abroad...

Continue to import quality fine art from Poland into the United States...

Even as he prepares his own show...

Providing safe and profitable long term investment for fellow citizens...

Discusses venture in sales pitch...

Invites all those with cash savings to consider potential of Silesian artists...

Documents

Michal takes some time off to read...

Finally plucks his 1994 Book-of-the-Month Club edition of Arthur Conan Doyle's The Hound of the Baskervilles off shelf and reads it…

Finds it selling for $244.59 on Amazon…

Wonders if any part of his Fiction Corpus will be "Book of the Month" when his corpse is 64...

Goes on to read and enjoy A Study in Scarlet

Inspired by watching fabulous Jeremy Brett…

And losing or having absolutely no interest in various "artifically hip" renditions...

Discovers thrilling exploits of real-life "amateur" detective in Sidney Kirkpatrick's engaging (though poorly titled) book, Hitler's Holy Relics, which well describes Captain Horn's "most spectacular feat…"

War theme leads him to borrow sister's copy of Georgetown's reprint edition of Jan Karski's thrilling wartime memoir, Story of a Secret State...

Then plucks from shelf 2001 Karta editon of Ucieczka z getta by Halina Zawadzka borrowed from his graphic-design-credited godmother in 2002…

Is stunned by difference of perspective between young Polish cavalier Karski and even younger Jewish girl "Living in Fear on the Aryan Side" as English version of chilling memoir is called...


Audio

Michal listens to Suzanne Toren's beautiful unabridged recording of Doris Kearns Goodwin's spectacular quadruple biography of Lincoln and members of his cabinet, Team of Rivals, from Recorded Books…

Follows it up with Stephen Hoye's unabridged performance of The Man Who Saved the Union, an informative, if somewhat less probing biography of that great man and sorely undervalued president, Hiram Ulysses "S." Grant by H.W. Brands…

Tries out Thomas Cahill's abridged recording of his passionate chronicle, or rather sextuple biography, grandiloquently called, Mysteries of the Middle Ages: The Rise of Feminism, Science and Art from the Cults of Catholic Europe

Fondly recalls own rhetorical atrocities engendered by energetic "Jesuit formation" as reviewer Ingrid Rowland politely puts its...

Compares it to Ian Mortimer's broad and unfettered account of "Shitbrook" and other jewels of life in 14th century England after listening to Jonathan Keeble's well read recording of The Time Traveller's Guide to Medieval England

Wishes Jonanthan Keeble had been hired to narrate Reza Aslan's sober analysis of the pre-risen rabble-rouser later known as Christ, called Zealot: The Life and Times of Jesus of Nazareth...

Compares those revolutionary times with the ones so vividly captured in Simon Shama's engrossing account of turbulent and bloody late eighteenth century France, Citizen: A Chronicle of the French Revolution, after listening to the very composed and British Classics on Tape cassette recording made by the late Frederick Davidson...

Realizes not much has changed...


Recitals

Michal takes time off to attend the LOTOS Jazz Festival in Bielsko Biała, Poland, the "15th Bielska Zadymka Jazzowa..."

Sees American Gretchen Parlato perform in vintage Bielsko theatre...

Almost dies of hunger during long-winded, self-congratulatory festival "awards" ceremony...

No food for ticket-paying guests, just event organizers...

Concessions limited to candy bars...long lines...

Michal then sees Benny Golson Sextet perform "I Remember Clifford" show...

Feels bad for Benny and Co. as tired spectators start trickling away after midnight...

Apologizes to Margo for bringing her to such a mess...

Takes Margo in search of food, gets stopped for jaywalking by bored, immature young policemen...

Margo chastises...gets chastised back...

On way to restaurant/club that's open "to the last client" but whose kitchen closes at 10:00...

Next night climbs mountain to see Bruut! play at alpine hut on summit...

Great music marred by cramped conditions, atmosphere of inattention among many attendees...

Michal wonders why people would come so far and cram into such a small space just to be seen...

Catches illness soon afterwards and wonders who's to blame...


Happenings

Michal goes on nude hike in New York's Ramapo Mountains with fellow Young Naturists...

Convinces too-prude-to-be-nude sister to go skinny dipping...

Goes on second hike with YNA in New Jersey...on hottest day of year...

Almost loses "big finger" to snapping turtle...

Attends YNA NJ Gathering at Goodland Country Club...

Joins Reverend Goddess Charmaine's interfaith Holy Body Worship...

Experiences a strong sense of spiritual satisfaction...


Theatre

Michal attends the 25th International Festival of Puppetry Art...

Thoroughly enjoys the Shanghai Puppet Theatre Company's performance of Goose and Frog and Other Stories under the kind direction of He Xiaoxing...

Is intrigued and inspired by Iranian company Yase Tamam's delicately handled production of The Earth and the Universe...

Based on six books of poetry by Sufi saint and poet Rūmī known collectively as Masnavi-I Ma'navi; that is, Rhyming Couplets of Profound Spiritual Meaning...

Was astonished by Julia Arbey's performance of Nicole Mossoux's seminal dance of religious skepticism, Juste Ciel...

Her head shook so violently at start, was convinced she wasn't human but in fact a life-like puppet of amazing accuracy and detail, handled with the precision of a robot!

In his defense, it was a festival of puppetry art...


Film

Michal takes time off to attend the "15th Film Review: CINEMA ON THE BORDER" in Cieszyn on the Polish-Czech border…

Watches six new films…

Hungarian Benedek Fliegauf's portrayal of poor gypsies…

Karel Chlupáček's frustratingly ambitious freshman account of an abused Czech girl's masochistic entrance into prostitution…

Juraj Krasnohorský's pleasant presentation of the life lived by some of Bratislava's more confused citizens...

Three Polish films…

Including Władysław Pasikowski's chilling yarn based upon the echoes of Polish-Jewish tragedy in Jedwabne…

Marcin Krzyształowicz's moody tale of freedom fighters and betrayal…

And Sławomir Fabicki's meticulously crafted and forgiving account of marriage, rape and neighborly love…


Michal checks out documentaries presented by the Cieszyn festival in honor of the 25th anniversary of Film Studio Kalejdoskop…

Jan Sosiński's fascinating account of a cross-dressing Albanian woman accepted by her family as a brother, and granted all the benefits thereof…

Piotr Jaworski's tale of Poland's late-blooming colonial exuberance for Africa…

And in remembrance of the ongoing conflict between Israelis and Palestinians...

The Heymann brothers' account of an Israeli-Palestinian school...

And Georgi Lazarevski's moving portrayal of the isolation and sense of community within an old folks' home right next to the Israeli-built wall around the West Bank...


Michal notes festival also featured a retrospective of Jerzy Stuhr's work...

Including his fabulous collaboration with the late Krzysztof Kieślowski in 1979...

And again in '88...

A retrospective of Peter Solan's work (in what would be the last year of his life) included an interesting collobration with Zbynek Brynych and Jerzy Skolomowski from 1968...

And a presentation of Central European musicals included Leonard Buczkowski's immortal account of occupied Warsaw, Forbidden Songs...

And a cheerful, entertaining, and yet very peculiar "perhaps propaganda" piece from Socialist Czechoslovakia...


Video

Michal enjoys watching great motion picture videos...

Sorts them according to his periodic table of culture...

eXistenZ

Slither

The Black Hole

Art being the expression of an idea, much worthy science fiction, horror, fantasy, falls into first column...

Their true task: to make a philosophical statement, on the experience of physical reality in the case of eXistenZ, on the menace of self-aggrandizment in Slither, or the perils of subjugating personal freedoms to an ideology as in The Black Hole...


Many films traditionally categorized in different genres are actually fundamentally similar...

Black Sunday

Stand by Me

The Virgin Spring

These films, though superficially different, build up the second pillar of culture: capitalism, labor, etc...

All focus eloquently on people as they work, whether it be an investigator and his terrorist quarry, a group of children navigating the world and negotiating a sense of community, or a medieval farmer acting as host to men who murderered his daughter...


Third pillar of culture - family, love, prayer - most securely built by a sense of comedy even in the face of deep adversity...

The Sapphires

Mike Birbiglia: My Girlfriend's Boyfriend

Caddyshack

Whether that adversity be racism and war, stubborness of opinion and social awkwardness, or income inequality and class difference...


Central pillar of culture - law, assembly, constitution - always best built by stories of protest and the sufferings of those who do the protesting...

Breaker Morant

Kon-Tiki

Korczak

October Sky

Serpico

Strike

Touching the Void

In the Name of the Father


Fifth pillar of culture - movement, nature, science - built largely by strong documentaries that demand more than mere attention, but awe...

You're Looking at Me Like I Live Here and I Don't

On Death Row

How to Survive a Plague


Sixth pillar - education, children - built by solid period pieces, whose focus is on describing a community at a particular time and place...

Barbara

End of Watch

Farewell, My Queen

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy


Seventh pillar - hope, democracy, strength, armed forces - decidedly composed of creative accounts of conflict...

Whether or not they fetishize war, a soldier's sacrifice, or a leader's folly...

Battle of Britain

Gallipoli

Zulu Dawn


Breeds

Michal hears fascinatingly complex bird song again and again...

Full of trills, consistently eludes identification...

Sister introduces him to helpful website...

Finally identifies bird; ends years of frustration...


Cultivars

Michal meets with long-time friend, human rights activist and political organizer Nathan Kleinman...

Browses the diverse and beautiful seed collection that will form the basis for a cooperative...


Measurements

Michal's weight measured at doctor's office...

Nurse's aide seems surprised; says nothing...

Michal chats casually with "German girl" on social network for nudists...

Is asked entirely out of blue for length of his "big finger..."

Deflects question; continues to feel disturbed by maladroit segue...


Records

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